The Six-Layer Hierarchy of Hope (featuring poker!); or, "What's the difference between Rational Hope and Young Earth Creationism?"

1. You are all in with K K.  One player calls your all in and flips over 10 10.  You say, "Boy, I hope he doesn't get a 10." Hope rationality level = excellent

2. You are all in with K K.  One player calls your all in and flips over A 10.  You say, "Boy, I hope he doesn't get an A." Hope rationality level = good

3. You are all in with A K. One player calls your all in and flips over 10 10.  You say, "Boy, I hope I get an A or a K." Hope rationality level = fair

4. You are all in with A 10.  One players calls your all in and flips over K K. You say, "Boy, I hope I get an A." Hope rationality level = poor

5. You are all in with 10 10. One player calls your all in and flips over K K. You say, "Boy, I hope I get a 10." Hope rationality level = retard

6. You are all in with 7 2.  One player calls your all in and flips over K K.  We shoot you and put you out of our misery.